Read a joke. Share a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, to get to the library, of course!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita (read a) lot of books this summer!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 & 10!
(Submitted by Jade)

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
(Submitted by Karen)

Why did the cat run across the road?
Because the dog was chasing it!!
(Submitted by Eric, age 8)

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
(Submitted by Eric, age 8)

What did the ketchup say to the mustard?
Can you ketchup?
(Submitted by Jade)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-a-doodle-doo who?
Cock-a-doodle-doo, it's time to wake up!
(Submitted by Lindsay)

Do you have a joke to share?
Send me an email and I will share your joke with other KPL kids! email: laura.reed@kpl.org (Please include your first name and your age.)